When dicks are outlawed, only outlaws will have dicks

“Daddy, how come mommies have beards?” my five year old son asked as she dipped their spoon into a bowl of Sweetness and Light, the new word mandated by the governing council (“The Lovely People”) for our daily ration of oatmeal and sugar paste fortified with plant protein, fluoride, and estrogen.

“It’s the law,” I answered.


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